Go to the farm tomorrow with some friends, pick up a couple decorative gourds and carving accoutrements as you so desire, and flip on some darkly funny Addams Family magic.
Admit it folks, if you don’t have kids or aren’t doing anything for Halloween, you probably don’t have a pumpkin carved.
It’s ok, we won’t judge you, but what we will do is give you a handy suggestion.
Hope you remember the right book to open the Addams family safe.