You won’t die in seven days from watching The Butler Tape, but you might wish you were dead after about 30 seconds of this awe-inspiring garbage.
Admittedly, this old video of Gerard Butler auditioning for the lead in Dracula 2000 isn’t new to the internet, but it is entirely appropriate viewing for this spoooooky season.
Until this tape was released, the scariest thing about Dracula 2000 was the laughably, stereotypically awful soundtrack featuring bands like Static-X, Disturbed, Saliva and — inevitably — Marilyn Manson.
Thanks to The AV Club for bringing this wild little gem back to our attention.