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The NSFW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Trailer Needs To Be Watched

  • As you might imagine, the origin story for our beloved warrior turtles changes drastically for the porn parody, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • The video tells you where you can track down the full version of Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • I mean, if you saw Megan Fox in this outfit, wouldn’t you assume it was part of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody?

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TMNT Porn Parody: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles (Trailer)

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  1. Pretzel
    Pretzel May 10, 2016
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    I… I don’t know what to say. That was both amazing, and awful. The costumes were terrifying, but they said “cumabunga”.

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