But that’s not even the best part, because the movie hasn’t introduced his fellow cop, Gabe Cash, played by the great and awesome Kurt Russell, and everyone knows you don’t tussle with Kurt Russell.
Cash is a poorly dressed, long-haired Los Angeles City cop, Tango is a suit-wearing, stock-trading Cadillac-driving detective in the Beverly Hills Police Department.
Together Tango and Cash make unlikely partners forced to work together when they are framed by a drug lord played by Jack Palance and sent to maximum security prison.
Seriously, how is any of this not totally awesome?