Demi Moore's The Substance Earned All My Adoration By Giving Me Something I Rarely Experience As A Horror Fan

The Substance is absolutely its own beast; a cautionary tale slathered in satire that’s barely a degree or two beyond reality.

I already have enough back problems as it is, I don’t need another version of myself making things worse.

And for a short stretch of The Substance’s runtime, I was aligned with her all the way.