For a summer camp without friendship bracelets is hardly a summer camp at all.
The Variety item fails to address one burning question, however: Will John Waters and I have the opportunity to make friendship bracelets for each other?
And who better to desecrate all that is wholesome than John Waters, that baron of bad taste?
Any kid who was shipped off for six-to-eight weeks of rigidly scheduled fun holds the memories near and dear.