Fortunately, our society’s obsession with movies means that we know exactly who to turn to in such a crisis – which is why Brendan Fraser’s name started trending on Twitter today.
This week it was revealed that ancient mummies have been unearthed in Egypt, and their caskets are being opened for the first time in more than 2,500 years.
Cue all of the curses.
In case you haven’t been paying attention, 2020 thus far has been a total shitshow… and this news story makes us think that somebody out there was dumb enough to say something along the lines of, “Well, it couldn’t get any worse, right?”