Anne Hathaway, however, very nearly meets the “unattainable standard of perfection” mentioned in the last line.
Back in May, her big-screen vehicle Snatched was savaged by critics, who were pretty much the only people to actually go see the film.
On top of all that, Schumer had to part ways with the live-action treatment of the Barbie doll line currently in the works at Sony.
Skinny, lovely, and charming, she’ll have to work the slow-moving disaster angle of her Colossal performance even harder if she wants to be believable.