Although I guess if your thing is masturbating with weird fruit, that’s no stranger than wanting to get it on with supernatural entity Pennywise the Clown.
So, if you were reading this article and wondering whether the scene in question even makes sense, you don’t have to go so far as to grab a peach and try it yourself to see if it works.
What is perhaps funniest about this story is the fact that not only did Luca Guadagnino try his hand to test whether the peach theory would work, but the actor he hired to take on the role also gave masturbating with a peach a shot.