Now I’m going to be disappointed when I get Christmas cards later this year, and my family won’t be laying in bed beneath mistletoe with Bob Saget.
Of course, we can imagine that beneath John Stamos’ winning smile is his [expletive deleted] digging into Saget’s spine.
Bob Saget is a comedian known for taking things to some dirty places, so it’s actually kind of weird that this birthday greeting is as G-rated as it is.
(I don’t think light has any effect on a situation’s “swooniness,” but I’m using poetic license or whatever.)