Instead, it’s the real Chris Evans at play, with a brilliant way to wish his friend Chris Pratt a Happy Birthday and troll him at the same time.
Why there is a Star-Lord fire hydrant is beyond me, but it’s possibly in Pinewood Atlanta Studios.
So unless Chris Evans is there now, that means he has been saving this photo for just the right occasion, probably giddy with excitement to use it to troll Star-Lord on his birthday.
That would be like Star-Lord not attacking Thanos at an inopportune time (too soon?).