The bi-annual announcement of the new cast of Dancing With the Stars is like getting Christmas twice a year.
But you know we all watch Dancing With the Stars to see controversy do the Can-can, and hoo boy, do we have some interesting contestants this year.
ABC didn’t lock in Olympic gymnast darlings Simone Biles or Aly Raisman, but it did nab their teammate Laurie Hernandez.
A bewildering, confusing Christmas where nothing on your list to Santa Claus appears under the tree, but you’re still stoked anyway.
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