The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish.
The fine folks over at Comic Book were kind enough to break the text down (even including handy dandy paragraph breaks!) for easy reading online.
The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he’s the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth.
Deadpool clearly doesn’t write his essays in MLA format, but the essay is a hilarious read, all the same.
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