The Despicable Me team heard you, and they understand all this adult pain; with the first trailer for the third entry in the franchise actually going surprisingly Minion-light, cutting things down to a brief cameo on the trailer’s tail end.
Despicable Me 3 hits cinemas in summer 2017.
As with any child-aimed product that becomes rampantly popular, Minions have come to be an object of torture to vast swathes of the population.
Like a part of the very fabric of the universe, Minions are now somehow omnipotent; you try and buy normal shower gel only to get home and realise your shower gel is actually Minion-themed shower gel, and you’re trapped in some kind of endless Minion purgatory.