The first good news is that the Chippendales movie you may remember reading about in 2014 has been revived yet again, and seemingly for real this time, with Ben Stiller and Dev Patel attached to star.
The bad news is that Patel will not be doing any of the stripping in the film.
A late-20th-century period piece all hopped up on club drugs, with a focus on the folly of crime and avarice?
Patel will portray Steve Banerjee, the founder who capitalized on a zeitgeist of excess and hedonism to create a sensation worth millions.