The song is called “Adam & Steve,” and it’s nearly four minutes of Marty Raney dismissing gay relationships and condemning acceptance.
With lines like “I believe in Adam and Eve, I don’t believe in Adam and Steve,” “whatever happened to the American dream, when we treated a lady, not a guy as a queen,” “I’m an unsung hetero but then again, only in circles where men are men,” and “maybe we should march in our own parade,” it’s no surprise that Discovery felt the need to address the situation.