Time to forget the normal rules of what music can, or shouldn’t be, and find yourself brandishing Bucks Fizz and cheering on the most bizarre lycra-lathered people you’ve ever seen: heavy metal monsters, on-stage ice skaters, belly-dancing Xena the Warrior Princesses.
It’s finally time for the most glorious night of the year – live, it’s the Eurovision Song Contest 2017.
Scroll down for our live blog for the Eurovision Song Contest 2017 – as it happens on stage in Kiev, Ukraine!
Ah, the Eurovision Song Contest: when Europe (and Australia, for some reason) comes together to declare, “Sure – I guess that’s music”, before grumbling about said music not winning due to political alliances.