Cyprus is currently odds-on favourite to win this year’s competition, with Israel a close second, while the UK’s entry SuRie is the bookies’ favourite… to finish dead last.
Oh well, no one really watches Eurovision expecting a UK win – especially the Brits.
What you can look forward to are some genuinely good pop bangers, Israel contestant Netta’s chicken impression, plus the Netherlands’ insane backing dancers.
In the UK, the second semi-final will be broadcast on BBC Four at 8pm tonight with on-the-spot reporting from Scott Mills and Rylan Clark-Neal.