The world approaches a great cataclysm in the latest trailer for the upcoming adaptation of Stephen King’s fantasy novel The Dark Tower, but the specific nature of that cosmic upheaval, I know not what.
The new international trailer does me a favor, too, by playing all of its details of plot close to the vest.
Whether this property has the generously broad appeal is a separate matter entirely.
McConaughey, meanwhile, gets to wear a black ten-gallon hat and swirl fire around in his hand like he’s Jude Law in the King Arthur movie you’ve already forgotten about.