So our hero’s gonna be in tanface, he kills a guy, and his legacy is a shameful stain on the American history books?
Luckily, the new project Ni’ihau has arrived just in time to kindly oblige us by freely misinterpreting one of the most sensitive chapters in American history.
(What is it about going to Hawaii that makes casting directors lose track of themselves?)
He tried to remain inconspicuous until the locals learned of the global situation and imprisoned him.