Things get a little hairier from there, as Heigl’s spite starts to curdle into homicidal rage.
Unforgettable will premiere in theaters on April 21, after which point new movies will presumably stop being made, the art form having reached its logical conclusion.
To the unsettling strains of the Nat King Cole standard that lends the film its title, jilted Tessa Conover (Heigl) goes about her mission of destroying her former spouse’s new ladyfriend (Dawson).