Melania Trump (Laura Benanti) made her long-awaited return to The Late Show Tuesday night to talk about her move to the White House to be with her husband, which she is so, so excited about, really.
and be there for the remaining 1,315 days, 11 hours, 55 minutes and 20 seconds of her husband’s term.
But now that she’s there, she’s ready to get to work on her pet cause (“illiteracy?”)
She also explained what really happened in that infamous moment when she slapped Trump’s hand away when he tried to hold it: “His hands are so small I thought it was mosquito.”