A remake of sorts was staged in Love Island this week, as contestants Dani and Georgia were emotionally ransacked and reduced to tears for the nation’s viewing pleasure.
It’s a little-known fact that the Love Island pool is filled with the tears of contestants, and Dani provided it with an extra foot of depth, wailing about how this always happens to her.
There were no maces or meteor hammers involved here however, doubt and jealousy instead being the weapons wielded.
ITV2 can legitimately be charged with filling our heads and nightly schedules with nonsense, sure, but they’re not the sickos, the viewers are (myself included).