It was a further ten minutes after that before Love Island was back on our screens in awful, wretched earnest.
Though this will doubtless prove no obstacle to national sweetheartdom, Danni told barefaced lies with almost her very first words.
By tragic process of elimination, it was “musical theatre performer” Samira who was compelled to “couple up” with the not-so good doctor.
Elsewhere, some models decided they fancied some other models, whose names we will remember later and forget shortly after that.
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