Footage of Michael Gove raving in Aberdeen broke the internet over the weekend – and now, in another viral video, his dance moves have been edited into a scene from Trainspotting.
After the original footage came to light, a friend of Gove’s confirmed that the Aberdonian politician “loves Aberdeen and its nightlife”.
The Tory Cabinet minister was spotted by stunned partygoers this weekend, dancing in the Bohemia nightclub to techno until the small hours of the morning.
And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind.