Over at Vanity Fair, our pal Jordan Hoffman bemoans the wasted but familiar Alien Nation-esque premise and suggests you watch The Last Witch Hunter instead.
So if logs and…more logs…have grown tedious in your efforts to spruce up family gatherings in your fireplace-less home, why not try a barrel of garbage?
The first reviews for Bright landed online last night, and the majority of them are — unsurprisingly — exceptionally negative. IndieWire’s David Ehrlich called it the worst film of the year.
Oh, wait, sorry — the fire also changes color throughout. So there’s that.