Now, we naturally have to wonder which houses each of the characters would be sorted into if they did head to Hogwarts.
As one of the most patient and hard-working characters in Jurassic Park, Ellie Sattler seems like she’d be a shoe-in for Hufflepuff.
And both John Hammond and Dennis Nedry most certainly embody Slytherin’s traits of ambition and cunning.
Alan Grant may be prickly, but he’s courageous and bold — so he could be at home in Gryffindor Tower.
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