Where to watch Chopping Mall: Chopping Mall is streaming for free on Shudder, and on Amazon Prime Video.
How scary is Chopping Mall: The film leans into its own campy idea more than actual scares, so very little of it is frightening.
What’s Chopping Mall about: In the interest of VERY 80s security, a local shopping mall purchases a robot security system that will monitor and patrol the mall.
Why Chopping Mall rules: Look at the cover art and the tagline.