Ugly Naked Guy, the adeptly described man in the neighboring apartment building whose window faced Monicas, was played by a man named Jon Haugen who had basically kept the secret to himself all of this time.
Personally, Im very much into a Friends spinoff about Ugly Naked Guy and Jon Favreaus MMA fighter traveling across the country together to save an ancient artifact or something.
It all mostly began with the erroneous attribution of Ugly Naked Guys portrayal to actor Michael Hagerty, who played superintendent Mr. Treeger.
The answer finally came earlier this month, after Central Casting recontacted the journalist and put Van Luling in touch with Jon Haugen.