So says Ralph Fiennes’s gentle, balding ballet instructor of his most promising pupil in The White Crow.
Fiennes will be answering your questions sometime on the afternoon of Wednesday 13 March, so fire away with your explosions of character – and be sure to check back to see how Fiennes responds.
So what would you like to say to Fiennes – whose dialogue, incidentally, is exclusively in Russian?
That pupil is Rudy, aka Rudolph Nureyev, who’s just defected to the west following a triumphant season in Paris.