Look, I don’t want to yell at you, Coach, but I was rooting for you.
How is this man a football coach at an underfunded school in a working class town in Middle America?
“Oh, I don’t do that,” says Coach.
Well, it took three entire episodes, but we finally know why Rise is about an amateur musical theater director (Josh Radnor) rather than an inspirational football coach with a killer catchphrase.