Forgive me, he’s not actually playing the poop but emoji but a poop emoji, specifically one named Poop Daddy.
Sir Patrick Stewart’s prolific careers has seen him play such memorable roles as Macbeth, Charles Xavier and Jean-Luc Picard, but his next performance is set to be his most transformative yet: the poop emoji.
Other actors playing small ideograms for presumably truck loads of cash in the film include James Corden (a hand emoji), Maya Rudolph (a smiley emoji) and Broad City’s Ilana Glazer (a codebreak emoji).
Sony Pictures announced Sir Patrick’s casting on Twitter alongside a poster for his character.