Unless Jesus comes in for a last minute Hail Mary bid for president, then Church Lady isn’t happy with either candidate.
While Church Lady isn’t the most politically charged character SNL has ever created, she is the most opinionated one, and she shared her thoughts on the presidential candidates.
In her words, we have the choice between a “bitter female android from the 90’s” or a “riverboat gambler with a big tummy and an orange head.”
Appearing on Weekend Update to weigh in on a Catholic church claming that people who vote Democrat will go to hell, Church Lady slid onto stage and was ready to take Colin Jost to task for being a Hollywood heathen.