ScreenCrush has explored the history of onscreen sexuality before, chronicling everything from the greatest TV sex scenes in history to the weirdest movie sex scenes ever committed to celluloid to horrifying porn parodies of beloved childhood favorites.
Here they are, presented in chronological order, so you can properly appreciate the evolution of horniness onscreen…
But, like, if those movies have sex in them, that’s also okay, too.
(If the scene isn’t currently online, we used a trailer instead.)