I’m using a lot of ellipses in this section, but that’s OK, because I should probably only use the phrase “FUCKING ALMIGHTY HELL” once in this story, and there it is.
Jesse, who romanced DeAnna Pappas during her Season 4 stint as The Bachelorette, was a professional snowboarder when he appeared on the show.
Of course, his hair isn’t the only problem, as this pinstriped applique blazer is also…a look.
Jesse managed to win DeAnna’s heart by the end of the season, but both are now happily married to other Bachelor Nation alumni, so everything turned out just fine.