Now, while you can’t actually purchase any of the “top-selling items” like you could at the shop at Comic-Con, the Purge Shopping Channel does feature a selection of cute and twisted e-cards, as well as handy guides to making the most out of your Purge Night, whether you’re planning to stay in for the night, relaxing with loved ones in a windowless room behind a blast-proof door, or roaming the streets with a few bloodthirsty frenemies.
The Purge Shopping Channel features perky (and clearly psychotic) hosts Carson Cruz and Rachel Stamp hawking all the wares a homicidal maniac emboldened by a state-sanctioned night of murder and mayhem could need.
The Purge premieres Tuesday, Sept. 4 at 10/9c on USA.
Inspired by the Purge City pop-up that appeared at San Diego Comic-Con earlier this year, USA Network has launched an online version of it’s one-stop shop for all your Purge Night needs in what might be the greatest marketing ploy we’ve seen in quite a while.