Or rather it surely would have been if Tyson and Seagal had made a movie together in, say, 1991.
I wish I could say the rest of the movie was better than this, but it is not.
I honestly can’t tell if some of these shots are in slow-motion or regular speed with Seagal moving extremely slowly.
If Mike Tyson actually tried to serve Steven Seagal human urine, we’ll never know; the movie immediately cuts away to another spine-tingling scene of corporate intrigue.