Anyway, Goldblum gets a phone call from this turtlenecked stranger asking him to be the voice of some sort of computer system.
Unfortunately, it’s not any less upsetting to hear it from Jeff Goldblum.
Goldblum probably thinks he’s being pranked, and begins plotting his revenge on Geena Davis.
Look, you don’t need me to tell you that things could be so much better right now.
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