Blair: I started growing the beard a couple years back, and every time I threaten to shave it off, he gives me a really hard time.
Blair Davis: I’ve been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battle-ax named Kim.
Pat: I’ll bet you do.
She cursed my life with three step-children named Star, R.J. and Ryan.
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