Who Doug Funnie Actually Ends Up With, According To Doug's Creator

But hey, he’s Doug Funnie, am I right?

And while romance doesn’t come up much when talking about the network’s kid shows, it’s impossible to forget the adorable cusp-of-courtship between Doug Funnie and Patti Mayonnaise in Doug.

Meanwhile, Doug has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how [Patti’s] killing him.