And two, that would obviously mean The X-Files would have had another lead actor in the role of Fox Mulder…and we’re not sure we could deal with that.
For one, that would have meant Bob Saget would have had to find another avenue to fame that was antithetical to his raunchy stand-up act.
Oh boy, just imagine if that’s where Bob Saget would have gotten his big break.
Now, in the scheme of things, we are not at all upset that David Duchovny didn’t spend 1987-1995 being a germophobic widower, and it’s perfectly fine that we’re not currently watching his sporadic appearances on Netflix’s Fuller House.