What I do know is that, similar to Granda Joe and Willy Wonka, these Oompa-Loompas have secrets.
Now, if they had predicted one kid’s downfall perfectly ahead of time, you could chalk that up to luck.
There’d be something almost sadistic about these Oompa-Loompas proudly singing-and-dancing for the demise of these ill-behaving children if the musical numbers weren’t so damn catchy.
But the Oompa-Loompas were on the ball all four times.