So beloved movies from before I was born, things like The Producers, The Sting, Playtime, Citizen Kane, The Awful Truth, and many others, were disqualified.
So I’m going to deal with the soul-crushing depression the only way I know how: With movies.
I was born on December 23, 1980. Today, I’m 40.
Still, taken as a whole, this does a pretty good job of explaining who I am and where I’ve been.