In honor of Skull Island, Johnny Rockets recently unveiled an entire Kong menu, including two burgers, one chicken sandwich, a side of “street tots,” and two different milkshakes.
No wonder, then, that the venerable restaurant has teamed with the new film, Kong: Skull Island.
I conquered that menu, but it only contained half the protein of the Kong-sized Skull Island one.
Basically, I am going to do to my colon what Kong does to Samuel L. Jackson’s helicopter in the film.