By the way, have you noticed that nobody is ever smoking on Love Island?
It’s because since series four, following complaints, Islanders wanting to light up have had to go to a designated smoking area one at a time.
“There was a scene in last year’s Love Island that saw Georgia storm through the villa and Dani Dyer was seen just sat on the stairs,” said the show’s creative director Richard Cowles.
The big story of last night, of course, was the arrival of two new women – lash technician Elma and model / hairstylist / most flirtatious Islander of all time, Maura.