News 12 New Jersey (via THR) reports that police are searching for a man who committed “a lewd act” during a screening of The Emoji Movie in Howell, New Jersey.
I didn’t think the experience of watching The Emoji Movie could get more unpleasant, but apparently it can; much, much more unpleasant.
I have experienced few moments in my life where time seemed to pass more slowly than the 88 minutes of The Emoji Movie.
She told police that the man was seated alone in the back row of the theater.