If only the paparazzi had the visual acuity of a Jurassic Park T-rex, he might have gone unnoticed during his shopping trip that day.
He didn’t go for fight or flight; he went into stealth mode.
Maybe he learned his lesson from his 2014 Christmas tree mishap.
At least he managed not to wipe out and crash into this tree.
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