Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens, which would almost be a clever joke if there weren’t already an annual fan celebration based on that same pun.
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens stars Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, Gary Busey, David Hasselhoff, Stacey Dash, and Vince Neil; debuting in the US on Syfy 31 July, 8/7c.
Then we’ve got the distinctly Magic Mike-looking male stripper seen fending off a shark the only way he knows how; by crotch-slamming it into oblivion.
Not that it ever really left, though; with the most baffling cinematic franchise in existence perpetually thundering onwards like a runaway train.