The latest film — with the evocative title F9: The Fast Saga — is not just a shadow remake of Mister Mom.
No, even if Vin Diesel claims he’s not living his life a quarter mile at a time, he’s still got lots of action and chases and car nonsense to contend with.
And as such, he can no longer live his life a quarter mile at a time.
We’re just gonna watch this GIF of Vin Diesel catching a car until then.