The late Ralph Wiggum, meanwhile, ascended to royalty somewhere and earned himself a Game of Thrones-style poisoning.
A heartbroken Smithers killed himself by diving into one of the nuclear plant’s smokestacks.
Marge, who got remarried to FLANDERS, died peacefully while having a cup of tea, and it’s clear that Flanders is a leading cause in Springfield female deaths.
For those who weren’t able to watch all or any of the video above, here’s a quick recap for how everyone is meant to bow out of Springfield and beyond in the coming years.